Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Tuesday Randomness

* I feel really, really, REALLY guilty that I have no idea why exactly the people in Egypt are protesting. I know it has something to do with their leader....or something....but I'm not sure of the specifics. Actually, I don't even have the general gist of why they are protesting. I feel like a really bad American.

* I hate people that don't have 4-wheel drive and attempt to drive in the middle of a snowstorm. Yes, I know-drive a Prius save the environment-but COME ON!!! Back in the day (way back in the day) I drove a Dodge Neon - A very hot little compact car that didn't do so well in the snow. In the winter I would fill my trunk with cinder blocks because, HELLO, I live in New England and it snows in New England and I never ONCE got stuck in the snow with my little "I think I can, I think I can," black Dodge Neon.

* One glass of wine + not eating lunch = me being slightly tipsy as I write this post.......

* Simon licks his genitals. A lot. It really bugs me. I don't think it's the actual licking of the genitalia that bothers me but the sound of the licking of the genitalia that irks the heck out of me - it's a slurping kind of muffled licking sound (muffled because his face is between his legs) as he laps across each testicle and *dry heave* licks and licks and licks until I scream "SIMON STOP." Sometimes he looks up as if to say, "if you could lick your genitals, you would," and other times he just keeps on licking away. At that point I'm forced to leave the room.....

* Yesterday was my birthday. I was hoping all of my readers (known and lurking) would be nice enough to drop me a little love....because I'm getting old you know.....

More wine please.......


  1. Happy Birthday! I hope you had a good one! :)

    I also (back in the day) drove a Dodge Neon. Hehehe.

  2. Hope you enjoyed your Bday! You will be proud to know that this lady who does not own a 4WD vehicle has not left the house in two days. The furthest I've coming to leaving the house actually is opening the door to let my puppy out!

  3. Happy belated Birthday!! Hope you enjoyed your vino!

  4. ACK! Happy birthday, much belated!!! Hope you were well enough to celebrate!

    The genital licking thing made me cringe because I had a friend whose dog did that. You're right - it's the sound that was so awful. EW.

  5. Ohhhh happy belated Birthday Princess!! Don't worry, I'll always be OLDER than you. :)

    People in Egypt are protesting because they want a new leader. Their current president has been in power for over 30 years and they want a change.

    No 4WD for me either but it's not snowing or cold where I am. :)