No denying it now.
Christmas is right around the corner. 25 days around the corner.
I was trying to ignore all of the Christmas decorations that had exploded everywhere before Thanksgiving because COME ON can we just enjoy Thanksgiving and THEN deal with Christmas??? Geesh.
And the carols? Already? Seriously? I was standing in line to get a coffee last week trying very hard to ignore:
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the weather outside is frightful....."
Nope, no frightful weather. Crisp. Fall. Colored leaves. Thanksgiving.
"But the fiiiiiiiiire is soooooooooo delightful!"
Ahhhh nope. No fire. Pilgrims. Apple Pie. Turkey. Stuffing......
"And since we've no where to goooooooooooooo...."
Hmmm. I have somewhere to go. And if this putz in front of me didn't order enough coffee to caffeinate a small South American village, I'D BE THERE BY NOW!!!
"LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOWWWWWWWW!"
No, no, no. No snow. Please, no f-ing snow. Not yet. Just Thanksgiving. Please. For the love of God.
On a positive note, I once again completed a road race on Thanksgiving morning. Not only did I complete 5 miles without stopping, I beat my time from last year. I managed to shave a whole 12 seconds off my time.
What? 12 seconds is good right?